Mistress Gifts
If it's not your movie star looks or sparkling wit that's keeping her hanging around, we've got a few gift ideas that might. Gifts for a mistress she'll love you for (honest!).
Working late at the office? Had a weekend meeting down the country? Missing church on Sunday? We know what you've been up to, and if you want to keep that mistress you're going to have treat her with some pretty spectacular gifts. You may think you love her, or simply just love her body but make no mistake; mistress gifts aren't meant to be meaningful, so save the lovey-dovey stuff and get ready to splash some serious cash.
Mistress Gifts - Make Sure They're Good
Gifts for mistresses have got to be above par, so you better be feeling generous or your gift is likely to disappoint. Never forget you are always only ever one bad gift from the end of the affair.
Mistress Gifts - Spice It Up
Turn up the temperature on your saucy secret weekends away with a decadent treat or some sexy underwear. You might as well make the most of your time spent together.
Finally: Hide The Evidence
Remember Fatal Attraction? That's all we have to say.
Jolly Ginger - Romeo
The star cross'd lovers may not have had a happy ending but at least you can. Sweep your Juliet off her feet with something a little more original, and tasty, than a bunch of...
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Hot Pants Biscuit Tin
Hooray, we've finally found underwear that is truly one size fits all. This charming Hot Pants collection includes a little polka-dot number, a silky purple set, a little polka-dot...
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Love Bites
Love Message Biscuit Card
What could be better than receiving a Valentines card you can dip into your tea? These edible, heart shaped cards from Biscuiteers are decorated with a personal message and should...
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Chocolate Biscuit Hot Pants Card
Biscuits have never been this risque, give your loved one a special treat with the chocolate biscuit hot pants card.
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