If it's not your movie star looks or sparkling wit that's keeping her hanging around, we've got a few gift ideas that might. Gifts for a mistress she'll love you for (honest!).
Working late at the office? Had a weekend meeting down the country? Missing church on Sunday? We know what you've been up to, and if you want to keep that mistress you're going to have treat her with some pretty spectacular gifts. You may think you love her, or simply just love her body but make no mistake; mistress gifts aren't meant to be meaningful, so save the lovey-dovey stuff and get ready to splash some serious cash.
Mistress Gifts - Make Sure They're Good
Gifts for mistresses have got to be above par, so you better be feeling generous or your gift is likely to disappoint. Never forget you are always only ever one bad gift from the end of the affair.
Mistress Gifts - Spice It Up
Turn up the temperature on your saucy secret weekends away with a decadent treat or some sexy underwear. You might as well make the most of your time spent together.
Finally: Hide The Evidence
Remember Fatal Attraction? That's all we have to say.
Designed by British artist Stella Vine, these greeting cards feature figurative drawings in eye-catching colours.
Price: £2.90 From Polite
Handmade in the U.K. using Italian leather, this fiery pink notebook is just calling out to be filled with your cheekiest inner thoughts. Just be careful who you let read it!
Price: £40.00 From COWSHED
Despite the rumours, romance is far from dead. This fuchsia leather 'Love Notes' envelope, lined with jacquard silk, is perfectly designed for storing your romantic correspondence...
Price: £78.00 From Thomas Lyte