Mistress Gifts
If it's not your movie star looks or sparkling wit that's keeping her hanging around, we've got a few gift ideas that might. Gifts for a mistress she'll love you for (honest!).
Working late at the office? Had a weekend meeting down the country? Missing church on Sunday? We know what you've been up to, and if you want to keep that mistress you're going to have treat her with some pretty spectacular gifts. You may think you love her, or simply just love her body but make no mistake; mistress gifts aren't meant to be meaningful, so save the lovey-dovey stuff and get ready to splash some serious cash.
Mistress Gifts - Make Sure They're Good
Gifts for mistresses have got to be above par, so you better be feeling generous or your gift is likely to disappoint. Never forget you are always only ever one bad gift from the end of the affair.
Mistress Gifts - Spice It Up
Turn up the temperature on your saucy secret weekends away with a decadent treat or some sexy underwear. You might as well make the most of your time spent together.
Finally: Hide The Evidence
Remember Fatal Attraction? That's all we have to say.
Handwritten Notes To My Lover
A book of already handwritten messages for you to give to your loved one. A no fuss gift for a romantic occasion.
Price: £9.99 From Bloomsbury Store
Heavy Hearts
Biba White Gold & Diamond Heart Twist Drop Earrings
A heavy heart isn't so bad when its made of diamonds. These stunning white gold and diamond drop earrings by Biba are a throwback to the decadent days of Hollywood glamour and are...
Price: £3,700.00 From House of Fraser
White Freshwater Pearl & Diamond Earrings
These beautiful 18 ct while gold earrings are cleverly designed to allow the pearl to be removed so that the diamond earring can be worn separately, making these an ultra flexible...
Price: £375.00 From Winterson
Jolly Ginger - Romeo
The star cross'd lovers may not have had a happy ending but at least you can. Sweep your Juliet off her feet with something a little more original, and tasty, than a bunch of...
Price: £6.00 From Biscuiteers
Stella Vine Holy Water Greeting Card
Designed by British artist Stella Vine, these greeting cards feature figurative drawings in eye-catching colours.
Price: £2.90 From Polite
Hot Pants Biscuit Tin
Hooray, we've finally found underwear that is truly one size fits all. This charming Hot Pants collection includes a little polka-dot number, a silky purple set, a little polka-dot...
Price: £37.50 From Biscuiteers
Designer Treehouse Experience for Two
Take a romantic short break in a designer tree-house. A state of the art structure, high in a canopy where it's insulated, has a wood burning stove to heat a spring water shower...
Price: £322.00 From Red Letter Days
Horny Cow Seductive Bath & Body Oil
This floral and spicy blend evokes your sensuality and passion with rose absolute and essential oils of patchouli and cinnamon. Rose absolute heightens romance, patchouli arouses...
Price: £20.00 From COWSHED
Horny Cow Room Candle
If seduction is an art, let this candle light your way. With a floral, spicy blend of rose absolute, patchouli and cinnamon essential oils to create the right mood, it truly is the...
Price: £30.00 From COWSHED
Domestic Vénus Mirror Sticker
What better way to treat your beauty on Valentine's Day, than with the Goddess of Love herself! This adhesive Vénus mirror is a perfect feature piece that will add an air of...
Price: £52.60 From Made In Design
Luxury Spa Break for Two
If you know someone in need of a little pampering, then give them a special treat with this luxury spa break gift experience. The Bannatyne Spa Hotel is situated in proximity to...
Price: £199.00 From Red Letter Days
All About Eve
D.L.&CO. Forbidden Fruit Pomme Rouge Candle
A fitting gift for the secret lover in your life, this luxurious candle, in its elegant ornamental apple-shaped case, oozes sophistication and drama. A scent thats sure to keep the...
Price: £72.00 From Heal's
Vanity Fair
Classic Vanity Case
If your face is your fortune, then this Hollywood-style vanity case is the perfect home for your potions and lotions. With luxurious leather, studded rivets and removable jewellery...
Price: £995.00 From Aspinal of London
Knock Out
Helmut Newton's SUMO Book
The influential German-Australian photographer, Helmut Newton, famous for his raunchy black and white images, first garnered people’s attention while working for French vogue...
Price: £64.99 From Amazon
Love Bites
Love Message Biscuit Card
What could be better than receiving a Valentines card you can dip into your tea? These edible, heart shaped cards from Biscuiteers are decorated with a personal message and should...
Price: £10.95 From Biscuiteers
Seal It With A Kiss
Kiss Stud by Jennifer Meyer
Designed by Spiderman’s missus, Jennifer Meyer, each stud is crafted from 18 karat gold and can be mixed and matched with others in the collection for an eclectic look.
Price: £200.00 From Kabiri