Ex Gifts
Whether you broke their heart, or they broke yours, show them over means over with one of these Ex Gifts.
You threw their clothes out the window of your fifth-floor flat and cursed their name, then drowned your sorrows in a tub of Ben & Jerry's ice cream as you cried your eyes out to a selection of embarrassingly bad romantic films. You may have sworn you would you never speak to them again, but now here you are. Buying a gift for your ex. First of all, pick yourself up and run a brush through your hair. Wash your mascara-smeared, tear-stained face/ shave off the week long stubble, and pull yourself together. You have to get your ex a gift, and you have to look good doing so. Thankfully, you are not alone. Think of us as your best girlfriends, helping you through this miserable time with the advice only girlfriends can give. We've a brilliant selection of Ex gifts that will leave your ex asking why they ever let you get away.
Ex Gifts - Less Is More
It's understandable to want to use your Ex Gift as a way to remind them of how good they had it with you - but trust us, sweet and simple is the way to go. No matter how desperate you are, you can never let them know, and presenting your ex with an expensive gadget or piece of jewellery will only serve to blow your cover. In this case, it really is the thought that counts, so think bright and breezy, something they like or want, but that doesn't cost you all your ice cream money. Under no circumstances make the mistake of giving something sentimental!
Ex Gifts - Point Scoring
If you simply can't resist the opportunity to get the last word, there is an Ex Gift that can do that too! If they treated you terribly, you deserve to have a little fun! Plus it's one way to distract yourself from drowning your sorrows in another slice of chocolate cake.
"Everyone Gets Lonely" Print
When the heart-shaped hell of Valentine's Day is getting you down, let this print give you solace. When you're feeling lonely, you can feel assured you're not the only one.
Price: £50.00 From Design Supremo
"Excuses & Lies"
If they're going to lie they might as well do it properly. This handbook will make the perfect accessory for any love-rat whose skills are in need of a little refinement.
Price: £6.00 From Topman
Harland Miller's "Incurable Romantic Seeks Dirty Filthy Whore"
If you're looking for a gift that explores the baffling contradiction of love rather than a mushy love poem, then Harland Miller’s 'Incurable Romantic - Seeks Dirty Filthy...
Price: £1,250.00 From Other Criteria
Grow a New Wife
Place your new mini bride in water and watch as she expands 600% over a period of 72 hours. The perfect woman, she will never run up huge credit card bills, doesn't carry any...
Price: £1.99 From Toyday
'Grow a Girlfriend' Toy
The perfect solution for any lonely hearts! Place your miniature girlfriend in water and watch lovingly as she expands 600% over a 3 days period. Not only is she a fine looking...
Price: £1.99 From Toyday
'Grow a Boyfriend' Toy
The perfect solution for any lonely hearts! Simply pop your miniature new beau into water and watch adoringly as he grows 600% over 3 days. He's polite, he never snores and never...
Price: £1.99 From Toyday
Anna
Gucci Guilty
If it's a sad sad situation, give her this perfume to say you're sorry! With notes of heady lilac and geranium, laced with pretty peach, and a base of patchouli Gucci Guilty boasts...
Price: £48.00 From Selfridges & Co Ltd
The Good, The Bad And The Ugly
Ugly Bag
Know someone who fell out of the ugly tree? Break it to them gently with this ever so stylish ugly bag: it does exactly what it says on the bag.
Price: £3.75 From Amazon
Miss you like a hole in the head
Little Joseph by Maxim Velčovský
Nothing says 'I'm over you' like a child's head porcelain candle holder. Little Joseph is an ideal gift for the not so special (anymore) someone in your life.
Price: €68.00 (approx. £54.99) From Generate
Party People
'But I Always' By Andy Warhol
Unexpected company can be both a blessing and a curse. Take Andy Warhol's advice and only accept your friends presence when they bring the possibility of a party with them.
Price: Was £94.00 Now £79.00 From Art Republic
I'm Sorry Hand-Iced Card
Say sorry and let them eat your words with these hand iced apologetic chocolate biscuits.
Price: £9.00 From Biscuiteers
Happy To Be A Bachelor Boy
Playboy Shield Badge
If he's moping around the house post-divorce in his dressing gown, at least he can have some Hugh Heftner panache with this Playboy Shield Badge. And when he's feeling better and...
Price: £3.95 From Amazon
Love Bomb
Flower Grenade
How's this for passive-aggressive? A biodegradable clay seed missile that will see ryegrass, poppies and buttercups sprout anywhere your grenade lands. While we can't advocate...
Price: £12.99 From Firebox
Good Riddance
'It's Not Me, It's You' by Charlotte Ward
Break up rituals are freakishly similar across the board. First there is wine and ranting, which is usually followed by a haircut and a 'new look'. It's a painful process for most....
Price: £5.99 From Amazon
A Cut Above
'The Ex' Voodoo Knife Block
If you know someone who's going through a painful break-up or divorce this quirky knife block is sure to raise a smile. Who knows it may even encourage them to put down the tub of...
Price: £59.99-£74.99 From FireboxFeatured editorial
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