Editorial

Divorce Gifts

Divorce is never easy. Help guide someone from movin' out to movin' on with an appropriate divorce gift.

No matter what stage your divorcée is at, they're sure to appreciate a little love in their lives. Show them your thinking of them with a divorce gift from our guide; guaranteed to raise a wry smile.

Divorce Gifts - The Anger Stage

Ah the anger stage. Let them vent. Listen to their sadistic fantasies. It will pass. In the meantime, help them throw a passive-agressive grenade in their ex's garden, chop voodoo vegetables aggressively and hold the punch bag as they give it hell for leather.

Divorce Gifts - Comfort Food

Comfort eating is a classic coping mechanism. Double that endorphin boosting chocolate with an optimistic chocolate bar or whip them up a champagne cocktail with the help of a recipe book - always a winner.

Divorce Gifts - Literary Repose

With the wallowing stage in the past, divorcées will appreciate real life romantic horror stories in It's Not Me, It's You. Or encourage them to make fresh plans in a suitably titled notebook.

Divorce Gifts - Moving on for Playboys

Who better to guide him in the ways of bachelorhood than Hef himself? He'll need a new little black book to record all those new numbers in and if he's really ready, an inflatable wife is one that won't cheat or spend his money. Perfect.

Divorce Gifts - Moving On For Cougars

If the separation was akin to the 'worst case scenario' of Nazi invasion, this wall sticker will help those in need of a stiff upper lip. Help her get in the right frame of mind with a cheeky fridge magnet and send her out on the town fresh-faced with the aid of a dewy face cream. After all, looking good is the best revenge.